Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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The BCS

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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