Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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meh

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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