What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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a man is running away

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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