- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

civil rights

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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