On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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