- Anti Joke

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.