What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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brandon ya twwat

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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your moms my other ride

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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