What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Sac

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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