How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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ass in my face ? no

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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You're tall.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Anti Joke

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