Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Rick santorum

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

I'm off to my tank guys!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

TOBUSCUS

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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