Womens rights !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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u jelly?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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WNBA

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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