- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I Have a Black Friend

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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