- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Yo mamas so fat.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

69

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??