What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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you

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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balls

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A women's opinion.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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