how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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ugh good riddance

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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