So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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