- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

When life throws you lemons, duck.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

I told you it would happen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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