A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Women's rights

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Dylan is gay

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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