- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

A midget walks under a bar

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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