What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Flop dog

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

knock knock who's there no one

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar.

A homosexual walks into a church

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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