- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What is White over Black? Society.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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