- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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