WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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