- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Your mom is fat

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Your Mom.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

to get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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