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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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