Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock knock piss off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Fox News.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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LOL May Wong

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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