3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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nba live 13

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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The WNBA

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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