Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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I said I hate niiggers

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I ponder

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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