so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Santa isn't real

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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AIDS

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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96

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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