- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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