- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

whats a dick a dick

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Flop dog

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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