- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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