Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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