- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

These Jokes suck.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Jersey Shore

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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