- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

My pet rock died.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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