- Anti Joke

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Dylan is gay

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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