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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Justin's hair

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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kkk

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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