Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Knock knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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