What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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hey guys what's up?

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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