- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Knock knock Come in

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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