Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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redtube

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Lets go Yankees

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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