An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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