- Anti Joke

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.