- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

The Barackness Monster

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

knock knock Come in!!!

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What's clear and wet? water

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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