Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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