- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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