why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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mc hammers income.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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