- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How did the girl die? 25.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

This sentence is false.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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