a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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