Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

im watching you..

Win and Beau have no friends

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

A man sat on a chair

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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