Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than poop? More poop

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Women's sports.

The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

josh roberts got the d in geog

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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