- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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