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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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