a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Yeah right loser!

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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