- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

say cheese

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

captcha: all yer base

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Yeah right loser!

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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