Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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