Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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