How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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woman's rights

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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E= McVagina

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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No, Trinidad.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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