- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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