- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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