- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke setup.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

I'm off to my tank guys!

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Penis.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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