What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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