What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

womens rights.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Nicolas Cage

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

brainfart

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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