What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Anti Joke

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