why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Women.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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