Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Penis.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

12

your moms my other ride

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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