What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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