The Holocaust.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Jimmy Saville

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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