A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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I killed someone today. :D

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Kelly Clarkson

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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