What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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