Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Yes!

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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knock knock ... no one was in

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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