John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

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