I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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