Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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knock, knock come in

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Your social life.

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black guy graduating high school

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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lol a man is drowning

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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