What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Take this and put it- No.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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I never asked for this.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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NAACP

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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