what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Psychics.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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