What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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so dont touch it.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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