Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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