- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Women's rights.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What's an Anti Joke?

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

once upon a time there was a boy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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