Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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