Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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I never asked for this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Patriarchy.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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