- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Homosexuals are gay.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Get in the car.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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