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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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We are lawyers

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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