Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Thumbs this down

A Irish man walks our of a bar

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

the asian kid gets an F

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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