- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.