- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Dogs

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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