What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I killed someone today. :D

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

my whole life!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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