1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

womens rights to vote

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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