Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What is 9 + 10? 21

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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