I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I killed someone today. :D

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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